The Pain That Is Junk Food.

I just ate too many Doritos. I don't know why. I hate the things. But I did. Despite being on a new med that is a weight loss, anti depressant and migraine suppressant all in one. Talk about your miracle pill. I have all three problems at the moment and its just wonderful that the pharmaceutical companies had me in mind. Any way its a step up slowly med so I can't expect it to work the first day I took it.
My mom bought my brother Doritos and I don't allow junk food in my house but she is insistent he eat the stuff and that I keep it here while I watch him. Big mistake. Grawer! I didn't eat that many really. One is too many. They give me headaches. The doctors say something to do with MSG...or some chem.
Let me just say that the dollar store is a beautiful thing. Really it is. I got all sorts of stuff. They just opened it in the new shopping center. Which is a little weird. Right next to an Italian restaurant which is nowhere near a dollar. Weird things.
Yoga today wiped me out. And I seem to be the next wonder of the universe because my yoga instructors all think its extremely interesting that my arms pop out of socket. The instructor modified the moves for me then he told me he had something for me next class. Can I just say scary... No really. I don't dig the sound of that one. And with that scary thought I leave you.

Of Books and Fetishes

New books! I am so excited. I have two new books on my kindle bringing my total up to...35 kindle books. That is just on the kindle since Christmas. I have gotten other hard copies for my library. Which I am proud to say now fills the entire room wall to wall with shelves full of books and I still have to put a ton under the stairs and in the garage. The reason I have so many books is I read everything. Mostly Young Adult Fiction because that is what I am writing about but I read about everything I am interested in, and some things I am just mildly interested in. Meaning I have a ton of odd books...
So when people see my library and they skim over the books they normally turn and give me a shocked look and say "You're really into plushies?"
Then I have to back peddle and explain that there were no good books released that week and I had everything else that interested me at the time. SO VERY KIDDING. I am more of a handcuffs girl...I really hope my mother doesn't read this blog. *Sigh* Funny but true so I am leaving it up. (Not the plushie part I really don't have any books on that one. Plenty of other head turning books but alas I still need to add plushies.) Okay so this blog isn't for family members period. I do amuse myself which is why I'm not deleting anything. As long as I laugh right?
Moving on to safer subjects...I would have to say I have over 3k in books. The reason for this is because I would
go to the bookstore when I worked and blow all my money on books of every kind. Quite a collection over the years and now Eric buys me kindle and hard copy books a lot. I don't throw books away, I only lend them out... then I forget that I have lent them and think I lost them. So the day after I had wanted to read the book and couldn't find it, I buy another copy leaving me with two copies when the book is returned to me. Books make me happy. *Smiles*

~Lady of The Tide Pool

P.S. Recap the teddy bear in my closet was just a gift I haven't thrown away. I swear! The handcuffs on the nightstand...

4 Wheeling Babies.

So...I haven't written in a few days. I had to let that male yoga thing set in. Today was go go go go all day. First heated yoga. Then hiking up the canyon. Then coffee with Siena. Finally Jackson's first birthday party. I got him a sock monkey which he promptly stuck in his mouth. My dad got him a plastic baby 4 wheeler. He got his foot stuck under the wheel while he was trying to push it and fell off it with the 4 wheeler landing on top of him. Sooo sad.
In other news my new shampoo makes my hair smell like jasmine or I think that's what it is. Doesn't matter smells good anyway.
I've got nothing...
~Lady of The Tide Pool

P.S. BUBBLES!

Stop Male Nude Yoga Forever!

Finally yoga. So excited. I am also thinking of going someplace to take hot yoga. Though the place nearby has male nude heated yoga...um yeah about that. No way in hell am I going near that. Think of the trauma that would ensue if you accidentally went into the wrong classroom. Nm don't think of it, it hurts.
I am thinking of protesting outside the yoga building to make them stop male nude yoga. Yes I am going to protest to stop men from expressing themselves and finding bliss through doing yoga nude. All so that I can feel comfortable and not drive further for hot yoga. What can I say... I am a bitch. Ask me if I care. Okay so I care and that is mean, but god damn it if I will let those peace loving bullies make me drive ten more blocks. How are they being bullies you ask? By doing yoga nude! Trauma! Maybe I could buy them speedos and they would be appeased. Though that is traumatic as well. Maybe even more so. Speedos are a sin guys! Just so you are aware. A mortal sin...do it and you go straight to hell for inflicting pain on those around you. And god won't forgive you. The priest may... may even ask for your number, but god knows.
~Lady of the Tide Pool

P.S. I've opened posts to everyone so post what you think of this or sign my online pretend petition. Though if you have something mean to say to you I say this...GO PUT ON YOUR SPEEDO AND STOP LUNGING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!

P.P.S. I am just kidding if you want to wear a speedo or do yoga nude still creepy but not wrong. Know this though you are a guy and not the prettier sex of the species...

P.P.P.S. Okay I am sexist... *Hangs Head* I just can't think of one nice thing to say. lol.

The Art of Being Very Annoyed.

I got a confirmation that my yoga stuff shipped. Still nothing on the classes. I am giving them until 12:17 to get back to me. So roughly when I am done writing this blog. Being annoyed isn't hard but being annoyed artfully is. You must think of ways to release your annoyance. Mine are A. Yelling at hippies. B. Throwing yoga blocks. C. Hanging myself with the yoga stretch bands.
I am kidding so don't get all huffy call me to check if I really did hang myself with a yoga band. I wouldn't answer anyway. lol

~Lady of The Tide Pool

Dpsing The Zen Factor

So here we are at 6 pm Mountain Time. Still no yoga. I called the place 4 times today because each time they told me to call back in one to two hours. Here I am naive thinking that they would actually have a solution. So I verbally dps'd their manager and he looked to see if he could speed things along. Their computer hadn't caught up yet so the answer was no. I wish they would have told me it would take 24 hours because I would have done something today instead of sitting around waiting to hear from them and foolishly hoping I would be able to start today.
Netflix has some good yoga videos by the way. So after you are done yelling at the Boulder Yoga Hippies you can calm down. Wow is that funny but that is exactly what I did today. I am zen now no thanks to Gaiam.
Beer Shrimp Boil tonight for dinner. The recipe I have is awesome. The beer takes all the fishiness out of the shrimp. Still seafood but just slightly less...Fishy i guess.
<3 Lady of The Tide Pool

BACON!

Painting is oddly satisfying. I don't know why but painting this piggy bank for a hour was relaxing.